babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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versacetits:

eyreese:

greatest gif ever made

u kno he dead

versacetits:

eyreese:

greatest gif ever made

u kno he dead

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

someone brought their kid into the office and im the only one in here that has zero interest in talking to her or entertaining her

gah kids are so weird shes talking so loud

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

fab-and-sad-lol:

My lock screen wallpaper is glorious

fab-and-sad-lol:

My lock screen wallpaper is glorious